01/09/2026
The Pilot Light is Back On. 🔥
They say you can’t heat the same house twice, but we’re doing it anyway.
After 10 years in the ringer—divorce, a battle with cancer, and a world that hit the pause button—I’m finally turning the gas back up. Burnt Impressions is officially rebooted in Walden, Vermont.
We are bringing back the Original Selfie Toaster and the Classic Jesus Toaster. We’re doing this the hard way: Batch 001 is a pre-order run to help us buy the steel and breathe life back into the machine.
Check out the new site, watch the mini-doc, and help us make toast history (again).
Link: https://www.burntimpressions.com
