10/17/2026
Oh look out, the latest neighborhood news is about to be thoroughly uncovered and the local bakery completely cleared of oatcakes, because this Cape Breton lady by Murray Gallant has laced up her finest two-toned stepping shoes and is officially on a mission. She’s got her tidy little purse, which we all know contains three peppermint candies, a pack of tissues, and the exact correct change for a cup of tea. There is absolutely no stopping that stride when there is news to be gathered, or a neighbor to check up on. If you see her marching down the road with that level of determination, your best bet is to just pull over and offer her a ride. Prepare yourself for the most entertaining twenty-minute breakdown of local history you’ve ever heard.