10/15/2026
👻 ADOPT A GHOST! 👻
Is your home lacking a little spooky Gothic charm? 🖤
Struggling to connect with your emo teenager?
Or perhaps you just need someone to haunt your halls and silently judge your life choices?
Have we got a solution for you!
Introducing ADOPT A GHOST! 👻
These adorable little spirits were recently discovered in a mysterious box and have been ethically sourced, carefully evaluated, and determined to be mostly friendly.
Each ghost is searching for its forever haunt, and YOU could be the lucky human to give one a home! 🏚️
🕸️ Available exclusively at the Woodruff-Fontaine House Museum through November 1⚠️ Fine print from the spirit world: The Woodruff-Fontaine House Museum assumes no responsibility for unexplained noises, misplaced belongings, mysterious cold spots, midnight apparitions, or general ghostly mischief.
All adoptions are final. No refunds, returns, or exorcisms.
Remember: Don’t shop. ADOPT. 👻🖤