06/16/2026
Look, let's clear something up.
Every now and then I like to chase a chicken.
Before you judge me, let's remember that chickens run, and I chase things that run. That's basically the entire job description of an Australian Shepherd. If someone tossed a tennis ball with feathers on it, I'd probably chase that too. And I have seen yall eat chicken too, so don't judge me.
Now that we've addressed my employment history...
My name is Jake, and yes, I have what experts call "Aussie Energy." That means I wake up ready for action. Walk? Let's go. Hike? Absolutely. Fetch? I've already brought the ball back three times while you were reading this.
I know how to sit when asked. I'm actually pretty good at it. The problem is that after about four seconds I'm already wondering what exciting adventure we're doing next.
The good news? I like other dogs. I like cats too. People are pretty great. Life is pretty great. Everything is exciting when you're an Aussie.
